(via elvisdepressley)
There’s a new joke amongst my friends (Sandra (from Mexico) and Emily (from Gambia) who I will be sharing a house in July)… our superpowerful weapons against any enemy will be:
1. Me (run over with my horse and shoot up with my pistol)
2. Emily (blow poisonous darts from mouth) and
3. Sandra (sneeze on you transmitting swine flu!!!!)
I love my friends.